a little bird told me

unedited longform thoughts from woke oak

wild speculation about the muppets

"Don't. Stop. Me. Now." -Kermit, 2026

February 06, 2026


things to do with bread, 1

because some secrets are too good not to share

November 04, 2025


I love bread

I realize this could be read as a metaphor, but I really do love bread

September 14, 2025


blogging about blogging

as everyone's first blog post usually goes

September 02, 2025


cohost in memoriam

"since i'm less mad now i guess i'll elaborate" pasted from a friend's discord DMs

August 23, 2025

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